Tag: funny
group name: hotnot
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August 07, 2008 11:10 AM EDT --
There is a Jonas Brothers meet and greet contest!! on youtube!!
just type in Jonas Brothers Contest on youtube and click the one that says:
Jonas Brothers Official Contest: Win Backstage Passes . . .
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March 27, 2007 01:48 PM EDT --
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college . . .
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April 06, 2007 12:38 PM EDT --
Sign of the times?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! . . .
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September 26, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
8. She's a goblin
7. Id like to get a little something in the sack.
6. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
5. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
4. Show me . . .
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September 03, 2008 08:44 PM EDT --
Qualified
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane . He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if . . .
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June 30, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm . . .
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September 17, 2007 12:47 PM EDT --
It seems two teenagers in Orem, Utah, have been arrested for hunting cows with bows and arrows.
Supposedly they became frustrated during the opening weekend of archery deer hunting season, and . . .
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May 03, 2007 02:30 PM EDT --
Like most little girls, I had a collection of Barbies. I had the Malibu Barbie, Sunshine Barbie, Ballerina Barbie (she always fell out of the stupid plastic stand) Barbie's palomino horse, . . .
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March 28, 2007 12:11 AM EDT --
One response per post please and if you can name the quoter and movie, that's even better!
I'll start with my favorite movie quote of all time:
Dark Helmet from Spaceballs . . .
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February 14, 2007 08:37 AM EST --
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this . . .
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July 27, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
These are actually real live bumper stickers. I would follow someone in their car all day if they had one of these.
"Get Revenge- shit on a pigeon"
"I used to be schizo, now I'm just . . .
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April 18, 2007 06:40 PM EDT --
There you are.
Your sitting in the bathroom and enjoying a moment of hygenic solitude on your personal bidet. And this is no ordinary bidet -- it has all the gadgets: a . . .
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August 09, 2007 12:48 PM EDT --
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April 15, 2007 10:18 AM EDT --
Most members here at Gather realize that and good article title can increase their readership.
The Bookseller magazine (www.bookseller.com) last Friday announced the winner of the Oddest . . .
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August 10, 2007 09:55 AM EDT --
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the . . .
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September 30, 2007 03:16 PM EDT --
Whats the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you!?!?!?!?
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October 30, 2007 12:00 PM EDT --
Dancing leaves like paper gliders
Apple Bobbing sweet spiced Cider
dreams about the autumn Fairy
funny goblins that are rarely scary
leaf fun and children's laughter
Hay Rides and the kisses . . .
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April 09, 2007 10:19 AM EDT --
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: . . .
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February 11, 2007 09:26 PM EST --
In my email today
Due to the climate of political correctness now
pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans
and West Virginians will no longer be referred to
. . .
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October 04, 2007 11:49 AM EDT --
Said to be the world's first "energy potato chip", the line of NRG Potato Chips ushers in a new age of television snacking.
Containing a energy-boosting combination of Taurine, Caffeine, . . .
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